Persuade Me . . .: Amendment on my Free Write

The Worst Things in the Universe

- People who feel the necessity to not only talk on the phone constantly, but to make themselves feel more important by getting one of those phones that clip onto their ear
- People who have TWO ear-clip-phones (oh, yes. they exist)
- Oprah/Rosie O'Donnell (they're tied)
- Veggie-burgers
- Squash (the vegetable. come on. don't even try to pretend that you like it, because you know you really don't.)
- Metro-sexuals
- Juliette Lewis
- The sidewalk shuffle (when you almost run into someone on the sidewalk, so you step left, but they step, too, so you step right, and then they step, too, and then you . . .)
- Dish drip (when you're putting a dish away, and water from it drips down your sleeve)

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Amendment on my Free Write

Lovers of 60s music will note that I mis-referenced the song "And Then He Kissed Me" with the chorus from "Da Doo Ron Ron". This will be forgiven me, because the connoisseur of all things Oldie acknowledges that both "And Then He Kissed Me" AND "Da Doo Ron Ron" were released by the Crystals, and both released in 1963. So, my Freudian slip will be accepted with lieniency.